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shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.
I hate you, shit!
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shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023
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Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
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EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD
by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
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fuckass shit

this is a term you want to use for anything extremely good.
gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."

kevin: "That offends tyler"

tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
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