StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster

Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.

That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.

by anonymous April 1, 2024

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

as shit

To a great extent or degree; very

That movie is funny as shit!

by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022

Shit

Something Amber Hurd does on Johnny Depp's bed.

Johnny- Amber did you just take a shit on my bed?
Amber- It was the dog

by Mandaa July 6, 2022

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

shit rocked

the most toe curling sex

im about to get my shit rocked

lucky

by mvvtserlvver July 8, 2022