Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

school

S-Six
C-Cruel
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives

School is a living hell hole if you don't have any friends or for you, braincells. Every single day you hear "6-7 6-7 6-7" and the teachers don't make it better, so if your going or at school. RIP

School is like a prison for us kids

by Pooker da Duke October 29, 2025

John McGregor Secondary School

A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals

Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.

by Antidongalong November 2, 2025

George School

A cult in Newtown Pennsylvania. Indoctrinates students with ideals that will make them extremely unsuccessful in future life with only one sided ideals. The students are either extremely rich kids, wannabe gangsters, or trans. Thats it. If you end up taking IB the suicide rate is higher than the graduation rate.

1: woah you go George school? Thats such a fancy school you must be smart.
2: Yeah no i want to kill myself.

by Some random person on earth November 3, 2025

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

School

Basically a Prison. Here's why:
1. Authoritarian Structure
2. Has a dress code
3. Lack of freedom
4. Emphasis on discipline and punishment
Etc.

Person 1: What is school?
Person 2: Basically a prison

by Stupidboy67 November 9, 2025

School is getting sued

For allegedly not doing enough about bullying leading to the death of a Jewish boy

Hym "You don't hear about it as much when it goes the other way, right? The kid must not have used a gun because if he had, the shit-libs would have been talking about it. But when it ends in suicide there are no guns to blame. Who is their to blame? The schools? To some extent. But how much really can they do to stop it? For them to stop it they would have do what YOU REFUSE TO DO FOR ME and create concrete consequences for the kids (or people) doing it. The teachers are always going to be able to say that they didn't know so these consequences would need to come about IN THE ABSENCE of the subsidiary (Stephen Bannel (one of the guys impersonating me) things bullying is good by the way.) party coming foward. The people doing it aren't going to do it because solidarity and the bystanders aren't going to do it because prisoner's dilemma. Which is what I have been saying all along. But THESE FUCKING IMBECILES have already decided who to blame. So none of that matters. The school is getting sued but the lawsuit isn't going to make the parents whole. I'm coming into the future with you whether you want me there or not. I'm not changing my fucking identity. If I am going to have to live with this than SO ARE YOU or you are going to have my decision and, for your sake, you had better hope that my decisions are as FINAL as your's seem to be. What needed to happen for the Jewish kid not to die is just the thing I said and have been saying."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025