Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.

Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?

by KingOfNothingAmogus October 01, 2022

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Bayside High School

The worst school in history except for XC/Track .!$

Gotta go to Bayside High School today ....to fuck your bitch .

by Austin Fucking Tarbet August 20, 2018

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Noble Middle School

Everybody here is fake soooooo dont come! Only some are real!!!!!

Noble middle school: Hows the new school?
Sara: Everyones fake and people like sheds.

by jhugyftydrsetrdtfygk May 22, 2019

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Y U DUMB? Elementary School

The name of the school in SML...

I just went to Y U DUMB? Elementary School - I give it one star because the teacher (Jackie Chu) is dumb

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edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.

girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.

by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022

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