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Eastwood Christian School

NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022
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Lyon County High School

Lyon County High School
A place where many stuck up students fill the halls and you are in one of three categories. Pot heads, Juulers, or average blurs. In Lyon county if you don’t belong to FCCLA, FFA, basketball team (starters), cheerleaders, softball players, or baseball players. You are nothing. You have your average teachers pets which walk the halls whenever they please and never get in trouble for it. In the bathrooms you may or may not smell the smell of a 5% mint pod. Here at Lyon county you either chew baccy of you’re a cuul juuler. Once you’re labeled at Lyon co, good luck with getting rid of that label. Here at Lyon we are all about your labels. If you make your way into the classrooms be careful, some of the teachers may reek of alcohol. We a huge scale of diff range teachers. We have the drunk teacher, the over achiever, the clumsy one that loses all your papers while bathing, the basketball coach teachers, laid back funny teachers, sarcastic, and hysterical teachers. Oh and you can’t forget the teachers that leave their class to play about in the shop while they walk up the halls swinging their keys. If you would like to have more of a definition of Lyon co then move there. ( but I wouldn’t recommend it )
“Hey do you smell that, yeah it’s just a Lyon County High School student juuling.”
by Former high schooler May 20, 2019
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Plum High School

A school in Pennsylvania where all the students are either spoiled, homophobic, transgender, fake, or weird. Fights happen a lot, and the teachers barely do anything about it. Most of the kids talk about killing themselves for attention. The girls bathroom is always packed with druggies. The boys bathroom is always a shit show with broken stalls or paper towels thrown everywhere. Master Faggot and Colonel Nut Sack are always the ones catching people smoking in the bathrooms but wont even snitch on one of their own students. Students don’t know how to drive or walk. The schools just an overall shitshow. They don’t know how to keep their students in line. They suspend up to 10 students a day for small things that don’t even matter. You can find bullets on the buses and hear kids talking about shooting up the school, but it never happens cause they’re a bunch of bitches.
“Dude Plum High Schools such an awful school. Did you hear about-“
“The 7 kids that got suspended? Yeah i know

“dude how’d you know i was gonna say that”
“we go to the same school dumb fuck”
by Fuckplum57 November 4, 2023
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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School

-I'm in so much pain, my body is on fire, and my mind is screaming for mercy. I cry myself every night, and I can't feel any form of pleasure or happiness.

-Yep, school does suck.
by Mii Simp February 9, 2021
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School

A place not worth the time of day. where you send kids to find out no one cares what they think. Somewhere that lets you know you're wasting your fucking life. Parents send their kids there because of our piece of fucking shit Government decides is necessary, they slave away repeating the things they already know encouraged not to have dreams or hopes. It stomps the light out of your childhood. If your will to live is a fire, then school is a bucket of icy water and the government that forces you to go is the Bastard that dumps the water on the fire.
Where is that place that impersonates hell?
"You mean school?"
by FukSchool January 21, 2020
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