I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke

Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday

by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021

Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"

Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.

by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018

Shit

A beautiful homeless guy that sounds like kermet the frog

Ur a piece of shit

by Aisisivyvbys w wowodc May 22, 2018

dumb shit

my best friend suror

'suror is a dumb shit'

by herbestfriendzahraa November 20, 2018

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus May 7, 2018

Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.

Yo you just fumbled yo shit!

by Free.lover November 19, 2022