The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

popped one

To pop m/molly, E or any other mind-altering drug

Fuck it, I popped one. I'm up for anything tonight!

by xxyyxx! December 12, 2014

A fat one

One living entity of large volume especially in the measurement of weight.

"Over there, she's a fat one alright!"

by Hollering Holocaust April 09, 2018

One Direction

A British-Irish boyband set on destroying your life and dragging you to hell, full of shady drama, shitty PR stunts, and LGBTQIA intrigue.

Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus

by Z016 January 14, 2016

One Direction

Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.

Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.

by Directioner4lyf December 26, 2011

one and done

A highly popular term, used by a kid named Steve, that translates to a QUICKIE.

1. A chance to fuck a random woman spontaneously, and immediately leave her (while she sleeps, perhaps?)

2. Faking your way through a relationship so that you can score in bed and LEAVE. Good night!

"One and done! GOODBYE. NEXT! Movin' along." -Steve (Not used in a real-life situation)

by Cranky May 04, 2006