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Cone-In-One

Jut like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.

Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...

R: Fuck yeah.
by Rashman December 20, 2008
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cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.
****! Its always the left one!
by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011
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One Direction

Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.
Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.
by Directioner4lyf December 28, 2011
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one and done

A highly popular term, used by a kid named Steve, that translates to a QUICKIE.

1. A chance to fuck a random woman spontaneously, and immediately leave her (while she sleeps, perhaps?)

2. Faking your way through a relationship so that you can score in bed and LEAVE. Good night!
"One and done! GOODBYE. NEXT! Movin' along." -Steve (Not used in a real-life situation)
by Cranky May 15, 2006
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One in the chamber

when a man has a piss and doesn't shake properly, so that when he puts his penis away he dribbles down his leg. Especially embarassing if wearing grey pants.
"Whats that on your pants, did you spill something?"
"No, I still had one in the chamber"
"oh"
by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
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lil one

ecstacy - pill, sweet, pea, e
by jimmy urine September 26, 2003
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