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you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
mugGet the you used to call me on your cell phonemug.

no us

The ultimate comeback to "no you", previously thought to be the most powerful come it doesn't compare to "no us".
Bill: Your mom gay
Tom: no you
Bill: no us

*Tom gets erased from existence*
by MacDaddy'02 June 7, 2018
mugGet the no usmug.

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find
"Where did I put my used tampon?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)
Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval
by Sexydimma June 10, 2017
mugGet the US foreign policymug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Manhattan Residents: "'We Want To shadow Angel Jose Robles Until Us, (We) are Succesfully Killed By Him<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Manhattan Residents: "'We Want To shadow Angel Jose Robles Until Us, (We) are Succesfully Killed By Him<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Manhattan Residents: "'We Want To shadow Angel Jose Robles Until Us, (We) are Succesfully Killed By Him<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

among us

This is me Emily🥳 among us is my life

It all started when I was 11 in the sixth grade I played with some friends and got addicted. Ever since then among us has been my life xo
Me: kys if you don’t like among us

Boyfriend: I love among us

*makes out*
by YASAMONGUS4EVER January 24, 2022
mugGet the among usmug.

btw i use arch

User 1: btw I use arch
User 2: oh so you groom children
User 1: Yea
by 1JKLDRFKL;ERF June 13, 2024
mugGet the btw i use archmug.

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