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Shuck N Suck 

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked
Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!
Shuck N Suck by SlopNChop February 26, 2017
Related Words

go suck yuh mada 

Go suck yuh mada is a cursive language used by jamaican's to express themselve's
Them- move and gweh idiot
Me- go suck yuh mada pussy u noh bad
go suck yuh mada by Tuffkid January 19, 2019

Go suck a Pickle! 

Verb
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.
(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!

employee-sorry sir better luck next time

customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!

That's a dick I can suck 

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.
1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

Ads suck 

<--- Fuck this motha fuckin' shit
Me: Fuck all this, they're putting ads everywhere.
Other guy: No shit, they've even got 'em on urbandictionary.com
Me: Ain't that about a bitch. Man ads suck by balls.
Ads suck by Fuckyourmother December 30, 2005