couldn't lie straight in bed
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eight straight
An individual who spends eight semesters in a row at their undergraduate institution, esp. in reference to Simon's Rock College of Bard.
eight straight by SurgeonUFO October 20, 2008
gay in the streets, straight in the sheets
A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
gay in the streets, straight in the sheets by Alpino July 20, 2010
Super Straight
A gay furry.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colours of Grindr and Furaffinity.net, The black symbolises authoritative dominance, and the orange symbolises submissive excitment.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colours of Grindr and Furaffinity.net, The black symbolises authoritative dominance, and the orange symbolises submissive excitment.
John: "Yo, are you sure you're Super Straight? I saw you retweeting gay furry porn on Twitter.
Kevin: "Didn't you know? Super Straight is just another way of saying you want a werewolf daddy to violently pound you into the bed while you scream for mercy at the top of your lungs, but mercy is never received, and you wake up the next day with a stomach-ache so bad that you have to be hospitalised for a week."
Kevin: "Didn't you know? Super Straight is just another way of saying you want a werewolf daddy to violently pound you into the bed while you scream for mercy at the top of your lungs, but mercy is never received, and you wake up the next day with a stomach-ache so bad that you have to be hospitalised for a week."
Super Straight by BigTransDaddy May 10, 2023
Mohamad Straight
A Texas Hold'em term used by several WSOP players to denote an incomplete 4 card straight. It originated from Mohamad Saleh, a poker physicist, who thought he had a straight at the final table at the Rubin invitational in 2011.
*The River Card shows*
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck
Mohamad Straight by The Cartel 2010-2011 March 14, 2011
gay straight male
A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.
Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.
gay straight male by jaysondotcom@hotmail.com April 26, 2007