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a moment of divine self reflection 

When your held finally pops out of your ass
I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

neck no self 

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
neck no self by momophen May 30, 2014

Pursuing My True Self 

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information
Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in
I try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go
But it's no use, hey I'm being consumed
Loading... Loading... Loading...
Quickly reaching maximum capacity
Warning... Warning... Warning...
Gonna short-circuit my identity (ahh)
Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round town will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind
We're all trapped in a maze of relationships
Life goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I search for your heart, pursuing my true self

do it your own damn self 

When you're too afraid to do something so you ask someone else
Harry: can you ask Tomous out for me?
Jim: no, do it your own damn self

low self esteem 

the effects of stuck up, and full of themselves math teachers who work crappy jobs at public middle schools
i've been having low self esteem latley
low self esteem by Joey Nukes April 17, 2006

High Self-Esteem 

The overall good feeling you receive from dozens of your Facebook friends liking a photo of yourself in a cute/sexy/borderline nude pose on Facebook.
I changed my profile pic an hour ago of myself in a slim bikini and puckering my lips...now I already have 22 likes! I have such a high self-esteem now!
High Self-Esteem by ejhall19 June 15, 2011