Poon Salad 

A womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.

Damn, I hope you didnt fuck that bitch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

Poon Salad by doctor salad February 5, 2010

Man-salad 

A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.

When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!

Man-salad by Polursine October 3, 2010

Shooting Salad 

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

Shooting Salad by jackithepi December 20, 2015

Put your head in the salad 

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

Put your head in the salad by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

potato salad 

In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."

Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.

potato salad by annecwa December 28, 2008

Cucumber Salad 

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

Cucumber Salad by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

persian salad 

To have a rather odiferous and raunchy bowel movement that only the strong of faith can withstand.

Man, I just made a persian salad at this girl's apartment. I think we need to leave . . . like right now.

persian salad by Frank Fagsmasher April 8, 2010