When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
Get the Avoidance poop mug.(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
by Rrillo November 8, 2009
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by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
Get the poop cap mug.The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
Get the pooping backwards mug.When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011
Get the portapotty poop mug.When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.
by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013
Get the hoop poop mug.(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).
by John Blane February 9, 2008
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