New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her

A very small and inactive account on Twitter, although everyone loves him!!!

1. "Hey, do you follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter??"
2. "Follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter guys!!"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

by Googleplexian November 23, 2021

Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.

“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet

by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021

Dylz The Planet

Double the mass of Jupiter. Truly a scientific marvel.

"My word, its dylz the planet!"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023