phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

by listedsandman January 2, 2010

Phoneality

The genre of TV that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. Basically, anything on TV that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).

Phoneality TV - Ghost Hunters, Jersey Shore, The Hills

Phoneality Infomercials - Slap Chop, Shamwow, Ab Circle Pro

Phoneality Stunts - Wardrobe Malfunction, Balloon Boy

by SoCalParrothead January 6, 2010

Phonegasm

A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.

by Mr David January 7, 2010

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.

DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!

by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010

Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010