When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
by blickyyyyyy August 05, 2024
Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
by Shaelyn hater April 04, 2021
The result of stupid rifle shooting cleaning techniques. The Jam Toucan can occur with any forbie half or full. If a person is able to create a Jam Toucan with a half forbie they either have a low IQ or are new to shooting. Full forbies should not be used and so if any person creates a jam toucan with a full forbie they are to be poked for 5 days straight by everyone and everything.
by The_Rifle_Shooting_Guy June 18, 2018
by dwlvrs January 21, 2021
When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
by Scotty Nice February 07, 2021
When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
by CG Badman June 17, 2017