Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

noodle

a skier who skis without poles.

ski bro: bro. check out that noodle. what a turd.

broski: yeah i know man. that kid sucks.

by skibro January 7, 2011

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

oogle noodle

a color of polar bear

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct

by clueless queer November 6, 2020

Aluminum Noodle

Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.

Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.

by BrownsauceYUH! April 29, 2012

noodles

a very cool minecraft player that plays minecraft and abuses high ping and high cps . He is a decent boxing player on minemen club . You should subcribe to him on youtube !

no fucking way noodles just beat my ass

by noodles_ March 14, 2022

Noodl

noodl is noodl. noodl is stan. noodl is jermain husband. noodl

noodl epic pogger

by The gay the jaymie December 27, 2021