(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")
The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!
Why did you Jesus Christ me?
If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
Why did you Jesus Christ me?
If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009
Get the Jesus Christmug. A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white
by Squints April 18, 2005
Get the jesus suitsmug. 
verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.
by hugedick April 8, 2009
Get the pull a jesusmug. by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003
Get the team jesusmug. by runandwin September 5, 2005
Get the jesus xmug. When a player in Halo 2 or Halo 3 tricks a player to get close to him or her, and then throws a sticky grenade right onto the face of the player. This will make the view of the opposing player all bright from the light of the grenade. While throwing the grenade the player says "Light of Jesus" and then runs away.
by squirrelfarmer38235 June 8, 2009
Get the Light of Jesusmug.