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Jesus Hit
It is the unexplainable, the supernatural hit off marijuana. Words don't do justice to the beautiful thing that occurs when you get your jesus on...Throwing up from smoking so much weed, the throwing up will be the most painful throw up ever, but the "feel better" feeling after is magnified as well and...well....you find jesus...
Jesus Hit by I'veexperiencedit January 22, 2009
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Jesus monster cock
Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
Jesus monster cock by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
Jesus hippie
Someone who smokes pot and talks about the gospel all the time. Basically someone torn between two lifestyles.
Jesus hippie by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008
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Jesus H. Christ by floridaBoy February 27, 2009
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
My Lord and Saviour. The Son of God who was sacrificed for our sins, so we could have and opportunity to have everlasting life in Heaven. He loves ou so much...more than anyone in this world. A friend to the friendless, a father to the fatherless, a healer for the sick. He will never give up on you. He loves you more than you could ever comprehend. He is forgiving and merciful. He will NEVER EVER give up on you, even when you want to give up on yourself.
You may wonder, " How can a loving God allow bad thing to happen?" But these thing happen to mold us and make us according to His plan. He loves you so much, no matter what you do. NOTHING CAN SEPARATE YOU FROM THE LOVE OF GOD! NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF!
REMEMBER: God unconditionally loves the sinner, but hates the sin.
Won't you love the One who loves you the most?
My Lord and Saviour. The Son of God who was sacrificed for our sins, so we could have and opportunity to have everlasting life in Heaven. He loves ou so much...more than anyone in this world. A friend to the friendless, a father to the fatherless, a healer for the sick. He will never give up on you. He loves you more than you could ever comprehend. He is forgiving and merciful. He will NEVER EVER give up on you, even when you want to give up on yourself.
You may wonder, " How can a loving God allow bad thing to happen?" But these thing happen to mold us and make us according to His plan. He loves you so much, no matter what you do. NOTHING CAN SEPARATE YOU FROM THE LOVE OF GOD! NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF!
REMEMBER: God unconditionally loves the sinner, but hates the sin.
Won't you love the One who loves you the most?
Guy 1: Have you heard about Jesus Christ?
Guy 2: Of course, He's my best friend dude!
Guy 1: No way! SAME!
Guy 2: Of course, He's my best friend dude!
Guy 1: No way! SAME!
Jesus Christ by Yeshua's Child August 1, 2020
Jesus Damn't
A Curse word expressing the Lord's name in vain that progressively has replaced the phrase, "God Damn't".
Jesus Damn't by Liam Thomas July 5, 2007