Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

January

who tf names a kid a month 💀

Person 1 - Bro, Annie named her kid January 💀
Person 2 - Bro 💀

by Depresso-Expresso April 4, 2022

January 27

Nation give your girl a kiss day

January 27- give your girl a kiss

by Barkeisha Lawson January 26, 2023

January

January is the month of Jah January when Jah comes back to life

January 19 is the day when Jah comes back to life

by Tsn_EpicGamer21 December 1, 2019

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

by Mikayla_has_hoes January 20, 2021

January 13th

National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day

- Today is January 13th, you know what that means...
What?
- National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day!!! You have to change your lockscreen to our one and only queen, Shannon Kennedy.

by shannonkennedyluvr123 January 13, 2021