Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah June 30, 2022

23 January

The day of the dick

- what is his name
- Kyle

- He’s so 23 January

by Haahhahhhaa November 22, 2021

January 6

National buy your co-workers coffee day.

Joe-Rob: Wow, thanks for the venti iced shaken espresso with sweet cream cold foam and caramel drizzle! What’s the occasion?
Julie-Ann: It’s January 6th!

by Hugs for Nugs January 3, 2022

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023