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hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.
I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.
by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018
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Neal Hood

A closeted homosexual that prefers transsexual men
Neal Hood sucked that big manly girl's fat cock
by Brewski tha Pimp October 31, 2023
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Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007
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Hood's Pinata

Shoving a guy into a trash bag and smashing it with a baseball bat.
Yo dude yo wanna hit up the hood's pinata
by Nigercongo March 27, 2019
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Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.
Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020
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hood fella

Noun
Used for when a white person grew up in the Hood
Adjective

White “Hood” Gangster
Jack is a hood fella after he drive by my grandma
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
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