waffle face

The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.

"If I don't go to bed soon, I'm definitely going to succumb to waffle face."

by Renegade April 12, 2004

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

bass face

the face made under exposure to vast amounts of bass.

oh my god, this dubstep is giving me bass face.

by srose121 December 30, 2009

buther face

a girl whos perfect in every aspect but her face.

Lindsay is a buther face, its a good thing they make paper bags

by wrt354y5u July 27, 2006

Sex face

The face you make while/after you cum.

Hehe Johnny your sex face us so cute

I know what u guys did u have that sex face

by 4dayouth1 October 21, 2009

cunt face

insult towards someone who is way too fuckin ugly

shes a cunt face
hes a cunt face
guy 1 "that gisls so ugly"
guy 2 "yeah what a cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006