P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

The "F" Word

it is a magical word whitch is supposed to hide the true meaning of Fuck...

-Oh my God did you just say the "F"-word?
-What? "Jew"?

by SPYderZ November 28, 2004

M.I.L.F.A

M.I.L.F.A (adj)

Mom I'd like to fuck analy.

Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.

Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!

by xxColemanxx September 6, 2008

f

Commonly used at the beginning of words to imply that you are extra (whatever the word is).

fatass: dude im so fungry
nice friend: wtf?
fatass: fucking hungry!
nice friend: didnt you just eat a four course meal only minutes ago?
fatass: yea but im still fungry. take me to golden corral!
nice friend: if you keep eating this much youre probably gonna fie.
fatass: wtf?
nice friend: FUCKING DIE jackass

other commonly used f words are, fored, firsty, and fired.

by StevenC. October 13, 2007

f-mail

A very angry e-mail reply, often loaded with profanity or implied profanity. Can be either personal or business-related. Not to be confused with a flame, f-mails are issued as an expression of extreme dissatisfaction with a specific situation... where you eventually call somebody a monkeyfucker.

When my wireless card crapped out, Chris from Tech Support sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed that Tech Release 1.01b didn't work, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed him again that Tech Release 1.01b has nothing to do with my problem, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. I then f-mailed Chris, questioning his parentage and telling him to give the farm animals a rest.

by The Evil Steve May 8, 2006

f(iretr)uck

It starts with F and ends with UCK

F(iretr)uck you, bastard!

by ajlevy1 May 13, 2012

S.E.M.F.

Shit Eating Mother Fucker

A little boy just stole your candy.
you yell, "Come back here you little semf!"

by alliSINFUL May 13, 2005