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Brandon

Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.
This girl i met at the party is so brandon!
by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Brandon

sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind
person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please
by Igetshot October 15, 2020
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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