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Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
by Matt April 6, 2005
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Crab Apple McNasties

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.
Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!
by Kitano January 20, 2006
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Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
by bamba_clat July 13, 2010
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apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006
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fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 2, 2009
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Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!
by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019
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