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Waffle Debacle

A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!
by wook421 April 22, 2011
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waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!
by Honesteven August 6, 2012
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Waffle Iron

When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."
by Catobugg July 6, 2012
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Waffle

'Hey what up fool?' When spoken quickly by a Spanish speaking Mexican individual sounds like they are simply saying 'Hey Waffle'.
'Hey what up fool?' (When spoken quickly, sounds like 'Hey Waffle.')
by jstormer November 4, 2013
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Waffle

Waffle (used in refrance to extreme sport)

Waffle (n.)

The word waffle, in reference to extreme sports, originated from its use in describing interference on a short wave or HAM radio.

Eventually the word was used in skiing, to inform a friend what the landing of a cliff or kicker was like. In the skiing sense, waffle means ice, moguls, rock, trees or other undesired obstacles at the landing of a jump.

Now this term can be used in a wide range of outdoor sports including, mountian biking, sledding, long boarding, and any sport involving shredding.
HAM radio operator: "there's a lot of radio waffle, I can't under stand him"

Skier: "you'll need a lot of speed, there's about 7 feet waffle you need to clear at the base"

Long boarder: "dude I totally wiped out! Didn't see all that waffle on the road"
by Proveyourpoint April 17, 2014
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Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do
by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015
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waffleboarding

Waffleboarding is the act of down on someone with blues waffle and then while you are licking you are squirted in the face with an infected boil.
Janet loves waffleboarding me when I give her oral
by Ldg1976 April 9, 2021
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