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washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017
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Washboard

When a woman gets on top during sex and moves as if someone is washing their clothes on a washboard
Dave:How did it go with sally yesterday?

Steve: It was going great until she got on top and started washboarding me
by HarryJerry January 10, 2019
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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
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bucket washer

guy with a shit job who tries to pick up chicks aka zach
zach tried to pick up some chicks but the only pesponse he got was FUCK YOU BUCKET WASHER!!!
by U would like to kno May 28, 2006
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George Washington Bag

A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams
Sam: dooode we dont have any money

Tyler: no i have a doller

Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit

Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!

Sam:YESSSSSSSS
by Sam631 August 4, 2009
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Wishy-Washy

A person, animal, or object that is described as being unpredictable or performs unexpected actions.
Don't go all wishy-washy on me now, Jacob.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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dj washington

Best looking male in America, had a 9 inch wang.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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