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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 29, 2014
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turkey sleeve

Man. I fucked Amy last night. You should have seen the turkey sleeve on that one!
by cakesnshit November 8, 2014
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turkey poppers

Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.
by hogballs73 December 15, 2014
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Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"
by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015
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turkey fingers

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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Turkey Fisting

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
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