two sides to a book

serious determination

with 2 sides to a book i licked stmo...

by blitzjean January 7, 2004

Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.

"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"

by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016

one seventy two

A park located between 256th & 257th street on 81st ave in Floral Park, Queens. notorious for its skater/biker crowd and insane drinking/smoking habits. The kids who chill there are very close and if you fuck with one of them you fuck with all of them.

Stay there after dark (after 9PM) and be prepared to get a summons from some awesome NYC cops. Grind a bench...get a summons. The NYPD are all over this park for the many illegal activities that go on here, but the kids don't care, they chill there anyway. 172crew. The originals.

Trails. Soccerfields. 249. Union & Hillside.

If you chill there you love it. You love everyone who chills there even though theres an endless amount of drama.
If you chill there you're proud for some reason, you can't help it. As much as you'd like to be like whatever its just a park, you know its not.

Its a way of life. It's a family. Where else would you chill everyday? Mandees? Maybe.

"where you at?"
"one seventy two."

by stanchi October 26, 2006

A Tale of Two Cities

An aweful, lengthy novel written by Charles Dickens about the French Revolution. Unfortunately, the violence of the era is left out from the narrative and replaced with a lame storyline that is difficult to follow without Cliffs Notes. Most high schoolers will be forced to read it for school. One of the worst books you may ever have the misfortune of reading.

"Class over the summer, you'll have to read A Tale of Two Cities."
"Noooooooooo!!!"

by write it, read it, paint it August 6, 2009

meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

two finger salute

The act of making a "V" shape with your index and middle fingers, while placing them in front of your mouth with your tongue sticking out. When doing this, you must also make a grunting noise. This is used to imitate spreading a girl's vaginal lips and performing oral sex on her.

I really wanted Vanessa to know I wanted to hook up with her, so I gave her a two finger salute to show my intentions.

by dr. bj March 10, 2007

Two peas in a pod

Two people who look almost identical.

Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry are two peas in a pod!

by Ramex January 21, 2015