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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
by GlizzyL September 29, 2023
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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Clam-o-gram

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
by Clam go January 4, 2021
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.
Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.
by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014
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Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
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Clam Bake

Y'all ready for a clam bake
by Jos666 May 4, 2019
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