Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
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Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue May 27, 2011
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No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 09, 2011
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funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
by Famous Reekie January 01, 2017
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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 19, 2011
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Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.
Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?
by greenolive November 16, 2010
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This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 03, 2022
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