Ditty Cheese

Discharge which comes from that of a ditty Or any pussy-like being. Vaginal discharge, smells like fish and other sea creatures.
Derives from the Parkin family tree. made popular by emily t. and kimberly p. Known in the town of Amesbury Massachusetts

That girl needs to close her legs, i can smell her ditty cheese.

by Emilyc March 11, 2004

Melted cheese

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

by Melted cheese July 19, 2016

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Grilled Cheese

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

by ring_leader_uk June 3, 2006

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Cheese nips

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011