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Short King

A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022
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shorter

1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.
guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.
by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004
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LA short stack

when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat
Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"

Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"
by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 1, 2010
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Strawberry Short Cake

You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.
I gave that ginger girl a strawberry short cake. :-)
by J.M.K. March 3, 2015
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shortbus

Current bad featuring former members of popular 90's band sublime!
The shortbus show was great, but they could've played more sublime songs!
by sean April 5, 2005
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Short-arse

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....
Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses
by L Maddison January 25, 2005
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short fatty

a short and fat penis...like jon reardon who is the biggest fag ever...no friends .....no life
Reardon your penis is so tiny....you must have social autism
by Derexan October 20, 2003
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