2 definitions by J.M.K.

queer

The older man when you were a child. He was never married or divorced. Lived alone or with his Mom. Your Mom told you to steer clear of him, but gave no reason. Almost always ex military.

I heard Mom call Mr. Stout a queer. I wonder if that's why she wants me to steer clear of him?

by J.M.K. March 3, 2015

Strawberry Short Cake

You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.

I gave that ginger girl a strawberry short cake. :-)

by J.M.K. March 4, 2015