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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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peter cartilage

it doesnt mean anything, its just a funny word
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Petering

The act of dropping more food or "accidentally" making more food than necessary at a job and then eating it because it is "there"
Dude! Why are you petering again
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Peter

Peter, a name that rolls off the tongue
A name that's been carried, since time begun
From Peter the Great, to Peter Pan
A name that's inspired, since the world began

With eyes like the sky, and a heart full of gold
Peter's a friend, that never grows old
A smile that brightens, a laugh that's contagious
A spirit that's free, and never outrageous

He's a dreamer, a doer, a man of his word
A listener, a helper, a voice that's heard
With a love for life, and a thirst for adventure
Peter's a force, that we can't help but treasure

For in his eyes, we see a world of wonder
A world full of magic, that we can all ponder
And though his name may be common, it's unique in his way
For Peter's a man, who brightens our day

So here's to Peter, a name that we'll always know
A name that's brought us joy, wherever we go
For in his spirit, we find a light
A reminder that life, is worth the fight.
Peter laughed, slightly smirked giving a sense that he knew. But he wouldn’t tell because real friends like him believe in a much larger world
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Peter

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Peter

A guy who's kind of weird but also funny. Never does any homework but still passes classes with above average scores. Can function without any sleep, as long as he gets his daily pop-tarts.
Someone: "Peter is peter."

Anyone: "Yes, that's true."
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin: "Peter Griffin"
Brian: "What the Fuck?!?"
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