PPM

1) A ratio that involves how many pubes there are on one's muff, aka: Vagina.
2) How hairy someone's muff is.

NOTE: Long form is Pubes Per Muff

"Dude! She must've had a PPM of like 1 billion! It was just everywhere!"
"That's kind of hot actually."
"Piss off Stan..."

by Bobbidie Bobbob May 20, 2008

P.P.E.

Acronym for Personal Pussy Eater.

One who is in a committed relationship and eats pussy regularly.

My husband is my P.P.E.

by CLK July 17, 2006

pptt

a common abbreviation used to mimic the noise coming from ones anus

When jack lifted his leg all i herd was pptt.

by justin February 26, 2005

ppk

popping pain killers

little jimmy was very depressed so he decided to go through his medicine cabinet and found some pills and ppk.

by bob saget March 7, 2008

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS)

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

by Bella Yonder June 11, 2011

PPB

The pity period blow job. What a girl does for her man when she is on her rag and can't get sex.

"I got my rag last night so I gave my boyfriend the PPB because I felt bad that he couldn't get laid."

by angev December 26, 2007

PPPD

A complete waste of time for students who have three or more other modules to complete simultaneously. Usually invloved SMART objectives or SWOT analysis, which can be deemed as equally unnecessary.

Girl1- "Are you free friday night?"
Girl2- "No, sorry, I'm doing my PPPD"

by Nurseynurse January 17, 2011