dead end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

Dead Chat xd

When a chat is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond, the funny person of the server has to send something that correlates to the phrase ''Dead Chat xd'', whether it be a GIF, image, video, or simple text. in order for the phrase to be effective, you need to make sure the 'xd' is lowercase, and the beginning of the first two words are caps.

#general: *is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond*
Funny mad: Dead Chat xd

by professionalxboxlivemomfucker May 25, 2021

Knock em dead

Do great, succeed, achieve above and beyond expectations

Johnny is nervous about his Recital.

"Knock em dead boy, you'll do great" his mom yelled from the car.

by Kotus May 21, 2011

Word To My Dead

A term people use when they are being really serious

1." yo Word To My Dead they lucky I didn't say nothin"

2. "Word To My Dead I never even said that"

by Ldotty Gzz ⭕🧟‍♀️ December 6, 2022

dead soldier

when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself

last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!

by phatty1971 January 25, 2011

dead mom

a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad

help im being attcked by a dead mom

by yo mamma November 13, 2003

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.

I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009