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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.
by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022
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Thermo Nipples

Another term for goose bumps. When it’s really cold out and you get an arm full of thermo nipples.
“Oh it’s so cold out today, I have so many thermo nipples on my arm”
by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021
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Nipple

by 1234penus1234 November 4, 2018
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nipple-head

Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.
You nipple-head, get away from my plant!
by factwizzard May 24, 2009
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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.
Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
by daylight_ao April 26, 2020
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