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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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Foot Nipples

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.
by ApricotFields June 27, 2025
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throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.
Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
by daylight_ao April 26, 2020
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Nipple

by 1234penus1234 November 4, 2018
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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
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Nipple hug

A hug where one hugger rubs nipples with the other's nipples. Can involve a horizontal shimmy if the huggers are approx the same height
Kara: why are you wiggling all over your boyfriend Natasha?
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!
by lovebunny6359 July 15, 2020
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