fat mike

fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. Also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. For those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.

baa baa baa is what the sheep say. The radio is your sheperd. Follow your sheperd, little sheep. Follow him.

you are retarded for not loving fat mike.

fat mike by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

rock the mike 

first of all rock the mike does not mean a bj....it means to rip it in a freestyle or rhyme

A: you ready for this battle bro?
B: yo...i finna rock the mike

rock the mike by James White July 9, 2004

Rusty Mike 

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

Rusty Mike by Billy Batts August 6, 2012

Sketchy Mike 

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

Sketchy Mike by SketchyMike November 2, 2017

Magic Mike Syndrome 

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

Magic Mike Syndrome by insanegod March 4, 2019

Money Mike 

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

Money Mike by Tommyhil July 26, 2019

Dirty Mike Wilson 

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

Dirty Mike Wilson by john s November 12, 2004