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Luke Koslosky

A swedish young man with negative canthal tilt. His looks are reminiscent of Lil Man J with down syndrome. Has gigantic yams and a elephant trunk for a penis. His booty is rather tight with a slight odor of pringles. Most likely has a large amount of panda buy clothing items.
YO! that dude over there is such a Luke Koslosky!

Have you smelled his butt? It smells just like Luke Koslosky!
by thetightest March 4, 2024
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You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey
Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed
by Shlukey November 17, 2018
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Non refundable regret
Damn Luke!
by Egenejfnc February 18, 2023
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Whoa Kanye is being a real Luke
by SAD ROBLOX November 6, 2022
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The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and cutest smile. Cute, protective, intuitive, funny, and kind. He’s the entire package. Will give you butterflies just by looking at you and can make you smile on your worst days.
Person 1: Look there’s Luke and his dump truck

Person 2: daym he’s got some cake
by Lard ass February 1, 2021
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Man fucks bare girl dem

He is a pimp
Can u steal ur girl in an instant
“Yo do u know about Luke?”
“Ye he stole my girl he’s a savage.”
by Wagwan my gdem November 9, 2019
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You know, everyone always says, oh Luke is very nice, cute guy and everything but we have to get to the important things, he's hilarious, he's got perfect hair, very large penis, deserves girls even if girls don't know it, ya know he's kinda the best guy in the world
P.S, Oh my god, Luke makes me wanna cum no homo
by So long Gay Bowser June 18, 2018
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