Jordan

Jordan,also known as mine bomer,is a pathetic loser,who makes art on instagram under the name @minebomer,he likes watermelon flavored candy,art,and his bed and his mama im sorry,50 dub,i really got it tatted on me,WAIT DON'T TYPE THAT,STOP TYPING WHAT I AM SAYING,THIS DON'T GO IN HERE BRO STOP!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU bghb bm cvn hvv cccvfofij bn,alright,anyway,follow his ig or something idek he make cool art :)
by idk who i am...... November 22, 2021
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The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
Jordan is a bitch, jk ily
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A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.
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A chill, funny guy that’s super short
Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
Down there
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Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay
Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend

Girl1:that’s shit bro

Girl2:I know aye
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Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
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A male with a large sized penis.
"Oh wow, Jordan has a big penis!"
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