blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 4, 2017

Jam

Most handsome guy in the world.

You are so Jam.

by Bread Pit November 23, 2021

Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Jam

A very cool and nice person. Jam is one of the best ppl u will meet and there keeper. They are a soulmate for life xoxoxo
100 true in every way.

"Wow Jam is so cool and funny, I wish I were them."

by Jamserjar November 21, 2021

Cross jamming

The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it

Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?

Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.

by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016