holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux

She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole

by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024

Holy macrelize!

(Exclamation) Said with expression when something wierd or exciting happens

As we drove rail-less cliff, the man screames HOLY MACRELIZE!

by Kyle Farris August 23, 2003

Holy Spirit

Holy Spirit

Holy Spirit designer from before Genesis with big timelessnessings with the Holy Big TRINITY Though Amen.With many "Youths of Wisdoms," Shielding with life's though, Staturings of Purposings. Thank You all though You are ALL BEAUTIFUL THOUGH Amen.

by AloTheMagi April 4, 2024

Holy treefucker

A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker

Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker

by Uuuggggghhhhhhh March 17, 2024

Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023