A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 9, 2013
Get the The holy gooble mug.The Bibble is a parody of the bible from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used by a one of the main characters to spread his religion. A off brand Christianity spread by the character ”Master Shake” who claims he's an immortal prophet, with the God being named Jimmy.
S: *Pulls out “The Holy Bibble”*
“The Bible”
M: ”it says The Bibble”
S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”
M: No I never!-
S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
“The Bible”
M: ”it says The Bibble”
S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”
M: No I never!-
S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
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"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
Get the Monty Python and the Holy Grail mug.The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass
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Get the The Holy peanut mug.Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.
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Get the The religion of Holy Mushroom mug.by JordaNinten December 28, 2005
Get the Monty Python and the Holy Grail mug.incorrectly assumed as the original star wars trilogy, the holy trilogy is actually the Spider Man trilogy made by Sam Raimi starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, the greatest superhero trilogy in existence, perhaps only second to the Dark Knight one
Even years after seeing the Holy Trilogy, I can still remember most of the dialogue!!! I am still worthy !!!
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