neighbours can’t be choosers 

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

neighbours can’t be choosers by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

k can 

k can is a short form for ok can

mostly use to show that you are mad or just lazy to type the extra o to be honest

Mum , '' I'll kick you out of the house if you don't stop fangirling over those korean guys '' .
Me , '' K can. I'll go to South Korea''.

k can by istancaratbong!1!1 February 18, 2017

Niggas Can Be Doctors Too 

a true fact: that niggas can be doctors too

guy 1: niggas can't be doctors!

guy 2: yes they can! niggas CAN be doctors too!

Niggas Can Be Doctors Too by Niggas can be doctors too May 11, 2022

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

Opening a can of whoop-ass by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

jet fuel can't melt steel memes 

A spin off of the phrase "jet fuel can't melt steel beams," referring to the tragedy of 9/11 where conspirators say that it must have been an inside job for this reason. To shame this phrase, it has become a meme of sorts and people use it jokingly. The replacement of the word "beams" to "memes" was simply further fuckery with the phrase.

"We shall now bow our heads in a moment of silence for those who lost their lives on this tragic day."
*voice in the crowd* "Jet fuel can't melt steel memes ,"

*conspirators chanting* "inside job. Inside job. Inside job. Inside job..."

jet fuel can't melt steel memes by Nicholsonmj01 September 16, 2016

Pick Up That Can

The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"

Metro police: Pick up That can

You: fuck

Pick Up That Can by big pp sammy December 9, 2019

middle of a can tab 

if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss

hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now

middle of a can tab by ejdhne June 14, 2021