Waiter's Crack 

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Jack in the Crack 

An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.

Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.

Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.

Jack in the Crack by AJ_Arch June 30, 2008

hippy crack 

nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas

hippy crack by Anonymous August 15, 2003

degenerate crack whore 

@kendallsmith @allitshirt @mims @kelsey a group of degenerate girlies with no morals, character, good judgement and are embarrassment to society. They are known to constantly want to roll their dicks off, snort crack cocaine, and always want the DA IN THE PA at any time of the day. Their voices sound like they have smoke 10 packs of cigs

Kendall's rolling her dick off again. She must be a degenerate crack whore

degenerate crack whore by Ur fav FG August 2, 2016

pop crack

Pop songs that are sonically engineered to be formulaic enough for the radio, follow the trends of pop music, are catchy and easy to follow, but also shocking and unique in some way that sets them apart from everything else on the radio, making the listener want to listen to these songs more in order to understand them. This term originated from the YouTuber "Internet Jules" as a way to describe artists such as Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande, etc.

NOTE: This isn't a negative term, but is merely a term describing smart pop music writing in the industry.

Person 1: I love that Ariana Grande's new song 'No Tears Left To Cry' so much!!
Person 2: Yeah, she's really good at creating pop crack.

pop crack by returnofsakura July 30, 2018

leftover crack 

a damn good squat, politi-kill, atheist skacore band from NYC with good lyrics. Formerly Choking Victim , but with a different drummer.

leftover crack is the shit.

leftover crack by crazz August 22, 2003

Half crack 

A medical anomaly when someone's crack only extends halfway up his or her butt.

Omg, Emily! Turn around and look in the mirror. You've got a half crack!

Half crack by BooVeAYYE July 24, 2016