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eye candy 

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
eye candy by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

candy cigs 

what the badass mfst puffs on to get our nic fix at SMC. fuckin right, candy cigs. and you dont even need a lighter....
"dude, those candy cigs are primo!"
candy cigs by Goulet April 2, 2005

candy caning 

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards
"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."
candy caning by chottpocket December 23, 2011

Candybar! 

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.
Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!
Candybar! by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Candy(name) 

The name Candy means 'candy'. People with the name Candy are rude, bossy. Mean, stubborn, crazy, and a cry-baby. So if you have a friend or realative named Candy, you better avoid her!!
A: It's just slime! Why do I need to cry over that?
B: but slime is special!
A: I don't know your name, but you're a Candy(name).

Taking candy from a baby 

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity
I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.
Taking candy from a baby by Tay&A January 29, 2019