Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

Crab Apple McNasties

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

by Kitano January 20, 2006

Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.

Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!

by bamba_clat July 13, 2010

apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted

by Ferg June 30, 2003

Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.

Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.

by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006

Apple-Bottom Gene

The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.

Dang. She must have that apple-bottom gene, since she's wearing those boots with fur.

by bfh23 March 3, 2011

apple juice day

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice to remind us that we all have something worth living for even if that something is just apple juice.

It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice

“Hey how are you, want to come over and drink apple juice? It’s apple juice day”

by Welovehalle July 29, 2021